Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predators and Filth, Drenched in Despair

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Victoria, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it shatters expectations. This dive is a notorious safe haven for predators like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s bar.



This pretentious "hipster" bar parades itself as something trendy, but in reality, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only sight worse than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: aggressive conduct towards women, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.



His online personas cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Still living at home is just another red flag.



Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, watches with detachment, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems comfortable in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has spawned an environment so toxic, it makes one ponder their sanity for even approaching this hellhole.



The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently unclean, with rubbish and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not uncommon to see vermin scurrying across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring clogged commodes and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that browse website makes this place a dive; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their vile actions or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.

A Warning: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a cesspit, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you want to stay sane, stay far away this hellhole.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds

You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and protect your sanity.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning an evening out, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you are seeking the disgust of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from falling prey to this toxic dump.

You’ve been warned!